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450rcrazy
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« on: September 27, 2006, 06:59:52 PM »

What happened to uncle rico ,there's been no video's of the week ,no opinions ,no recent post's .I like'ed reading his posts they normally were sarcastic and funny.
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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2006, 07:12:21 PM »

Unfortunately Rico is no longer with us.

I heard that he died in a terrible Saran wrapping accident of freak proportions.

Tragic.

I do miss his video's though!
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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2006, 08:01:19 PM »

Unfortunately Rico is no longer with us.

I heard that he died in a terrible Saran wrapping accident of freak proportions.

Tragic.

I do miss his video's though!
Hopefully you can take up where he left off.
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2006, 08:38:20 PM »

Unfortunately Rico is no longer with us.

I heard that he died in a terrible Saran wrapping accident of freak proportions.

Tragic.

I do miss his video's though!
Hopefully you can take up where he left off.
I get the feeling he will, Rico has a little captain in him.  Pirate

or is it The Captain has a little Rico in him  hmmmm
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2006, 09:18:09 PM »

he is here you just dont know hes here. Wink
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2006, 09:25:21 PM »

I know Uncle Rico is going to be mad at me but, hes actually been on Dancing With The Stars. You see Rico is an accomplished ball room dancer, and they actually came to him to be a partner to some lucky star on the show.And from what I understand , that person was none other than...........Condaleeza Rice. After that announcement Rico was qouted as saying " Id rather dance the tango naked with Shirley Chisolm than dance with that tramp" .So the show made every attempt to get him a more feminine partner. Good news Charlie Crist said he would do it!!!
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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2006, 09:27:49 PM »

is this kinda like wheres waldo Cheesy
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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2006, 09:30:21 PM »

Maybe the CIA got him for his 9/11 video
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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2006, 09:36:06 PM »

He's in my pocket  Evil
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« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2006, 09:39:34 PM »

Was Rico paired up with Jesus Quintana?

I thought that dude looked familiar!
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« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2006, 09:45:07 PM »

Was Rico paired up with Jesus Quintana?

I thought that dude looked familiar!
LOL.
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2006, 09:52:07 PM »

I know Uncle Rico is going to be mad at me but, hes actually been on Dancing With The Stars. You see Rico is an accomplished ball room dancer, and they actually came to him to be a partner to some lucky star on the show.And from what I understand , that person was none other than...........Condaleeza Rice. After that announcement Rico was qouted as saying " Id rather dance the tango naked with Shirley Chisolm than dance with that tramp" .So the show made every attempt to get him a more feminine partner. Good news Charlie Crist said he would do it!!!
Quintana is actually looking forward to pairing up with "Rico Suave" as they call him on the tour.
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2006, 09:54:24 PM »

Actually I heard he was called back to Venezula, see he lost all of his Citgo stock recently....

But seriously where is he?

Kinda of funny though - this missing rico....
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2006, 10:06:57 PM »

Well, I went ahead and made the call, and it's worse than I thought.

Here we are joking around, and it turns out Rico got some bad news from the doctor.

He tells me he needs an organ transplant and the doctors have advised him not to sit in an upright position to type. He assured me not to worry about him, as he is working on getting bumped up the list for those who are seeking donors.

I'm going tomorrow to see if I have an exact match for his blood type.

His appendix is dying inside him, and If all goes well, I'm going to donate one of mine to him.

I figure it's the least I can do for all he's given us.

I just wish I paid more attention in health class...I don't even know where my appendixes are.
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2006, 10:10:29 PM »

I believe there next to the spleens
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« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2006, 10:46:33 PM »

I heard he was a leader of some hippy cult and infiltrated this atv site looking to draw new members. People say he lives deep in the heart of the Ocala National Forest and survives on berries,squirrel nuts and doe urine. "those poor squirrels." They say he lost his mind after losing his job as a double for Janet Reno. The local police departments are sweeping parts of the forest looking for him to bring him in for questioning regarding a string of burgalries. It appears he has been rummaging through peoples camps while they are riding and stealing nothing but toilet paper and mayonaise. A word of advice. If you happen to go riding around the Ocala Forest in the near future and come back to find nutless squirells thrown around your camp please call the local law enforcement immediately. Rico is in a very fragile state of mind right now and is in need of  prompt medical attention. Uncle Rico if your reading this remember we are your friends and are here for you. Unless were at work or riding or it's raining or dark or dinner time or,well never mind.
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« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2006, 10:56:37 PM »

I heard that Uncle Rico had a passion for dung beetles.  After several years his project finally got funding from the government and is now sifting through tons of horse manure in Kentucky.
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« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2006, 11:36:09 PM »

You guys are coming up with some wierd s#it.  Where do you guys come up with this ? What ever you guys are smoking you need to stop or share some.  Dunno
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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2006, 11:41:01 PM »

well come to the party and get some. lol. j/k.
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« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2006, 12:00:37 AM »

So was I
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« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2006, 12:48:53 AM »

Well, I went ahead and made the call, and it's worse than I thought.

Here we are joking around, and it turns out Rico got some bad news from the doctor.

He tells me he needs an organ transplant and the doctors have advised him not to sit in an upright position to type. He assured me not to worry about him, as he is working on getting bumped up the list for those who are seeking donors.

I'm going tomorrow to see if I have an exact match for his blood type.

His appendix is dying inside him, and If all goes well, I'm going to donate one of mine to him.

I figure it's the least I can do for all he's given us.

I just wish I paid more attention in health class...I don't even know where my appendixes are.


  Nice gesture.....If they actually had appendix transplants!     LMFAO!!!!
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« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2006, 07:30:28 AM »

I heard after Rico sold his 450 that he went to visit his Parents in cuba but his 1954 Chevy pick up didn't make it. Something about the Barrels were full of Captain Morgan and were sinking it down. All in all he will be missed. And this Captain the Morgan guy thinks he is Rico reincarnated and he tries soo hard, the medication seems do be helping alot. :-) Long live the Capitan!!!
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« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2006, 07:37:48 AM »

I heard after Rico sold his 450 that he went to visit his Parents in cuba....

1st off, Apparently, trucks don't float as well as the two inner tubes he floated over here on!

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And this Captain the Morgan guy thinks he is Rico reincarnated and he tries soo hard, the medication seems do be helping alot. :-) Long live the Capitan!!!


And B, "Please, Rico was nothing more than a poor man's Captain The Morgan, a mere imitation."

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« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2006, 09:01:32 AM »

I heard he ran off with Clay Aiken after the Larry King Interview. They would not let those two compete on Dancing with the Stars so they eloped and went to Key west for the weekend. Oh well. I think the Dung Beetle project is in trouble now that Clay is in his life. Oh poop. 
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« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2006, 09:04:00 AM »

well until Captain the Morgan shows up on a ride I think they are both frauds!
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