You must be a redneck if:Your front porch collapses and six dogs are killed.
Your family tree doesn't fork.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
You go to your family reunion to meet women.
Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack. (Hey what’s wrong with this!)
You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Ya can't get married to your sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
You wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.
