Old But Still Funny

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in,
he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the
plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his
seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside
his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or
pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the
Annual Nymphomaniacs of Chicago ."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of
nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your
business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have
learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular
myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well, she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact
it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that
trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
when actually it is the men of Jewish descent who are the
best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina
is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all
of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said,"Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."