So I was sitting in a bar......

[Ida_Mann]

Here in Boston, Iv'e got tons of time to kill till I have to work again.

I had showered after working pretty hard today at Merrimach College and decided since I did not have any transportation till tomorrow,,,I'd go to the bar in the hotel.  I put on my ATVFlorida.com Rodman Dam Group Ride t-shirt,,,,some black nylon shorts and walk on down.

I ordered up an "Incommunicado" and after finding the recipe on the net,,,I get one,,,,drink it down then go outside for a phone call.  The bartender tells me as I'm coming back in that I need to be wearing shoes to be tended in the bar.

So I go back to my room......

And grab these......http://www.justinboots.com/BOOTS/default.asp?sDiv=01&sGender=1&sType=279&sSubType=537&id=JB3005

T-shirt = 10$
shorts = $15
boots = $90

look on the faces of Bostonian people while I saunter into the bar........priceless.

Id@

ps: working on a mai tai now.

[wilburz]

was wondering if those likra shorts were skin tight like bike shorts? That may be part of your problem!

[SomBch]

Dude thats just so wrong! Those people probably thought they had a real hillbilly on there hands! Should have grabbed your Resistol while you where at it.

[Ida_Mann]

was wondering if those likra shorts were skin tight like bike shorts? That may be part of your problem!

no way dude,,,,I wouldn't want to be mistaken for Quad32 ;-)

Id@

[Ida_Mann]

Dude thats just so wrong! Those people probably thought they had a real hillbilly on there hands! Should have grabbed your Resistol while you where at it.

some guy came in the bar and obviously was having a chuckle at my outfit,,,,so I asked him if he ever saw a real hillbilly before.  He replied "nope, but I like the boots", I said "glad you do cause I had to fight a couple guys about his size at the detention center for them".

He finished his drink rather quickly and left,,,,dunno what his hurry was I was having fun 

Id@

[SomBch]

LOL....

[Ida_Mann]

whoo whoooooooo dont worry be happy.....

Id@

[T2]

Dude you only paid 10.00 for the Rodman shirt and you were selling them for 20 if feel ripped off.

[Ida_Mann]

it's been soo long,,,can't remember what I bought the two I got for.

ugggggggg

Id@

[Sleazy_Rider78]

You should have brought your own moonshine, that would really compliment the outfit.

[qt314nfla]

I can relate.  I did something similar at a golf course once.  Cute pair of shorts and shirt to golf in.  Then the 19th hole was having karaoke when we were done.  Another chick we were w/ insisted that I get up and sing Redneck Woman w/ her.  So I went out to my truck grabbed my wicker cowboy hat and camo hunting boots, (still in the shorts and baby T), and came back in to sing w/ her.

Again the look on the snooty ppls face was hyserical.

[ebtrx450r]

Dude you rock!! LOL I see why your called IDA MANN now

[Ida_Mann]

now if I could just get my co-workers who are staying here to wake up and come back to the bar with me I'd be doing great.

Id@

[UncleRico]

That reminds me of that time you wore the speedo with the swimmers cap and googles to go riding at River Ranch.

I thought the neon green aqua sox were a little much, but I like the way you matched them with your swimmies.

[Quad32x]

was wondering if those likra shorts were skin tight like bike shorts? That may be part of your problem!

no way dude,,,,I wouldn't want to be mistaken for Quad32 ;-)

Id@

For that to happen you must first have a large tool to show off. Dont you know anything Id@ ?

[Honda328i]

Quad, Id@, you crack me up!

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[garym]

The visual, the visual of Ida........I'm scarred for life... I need counseling now!!!!

[dreth]

and i thought that i was the only cat dug cheetos

[Ida_Mann]

was wondering if those likra shorts were skin tight like bike shorts? That may be part of your problem!

no way dude,,,,I wouldn't want to be mistaken for Quad32 ;-)

Id@

For that to happen you must first have a large tool to show off. Dont you know anything Id@ ?

OK, halfway there then,,,,dangit, why am I cursed so.....

Id@