Jesus is watching

A burglar broke in to a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables.
as he picked up a cd player and placed it in his bag, a strange disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying"Jesus is watching you."

The Burglar Nearly Jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight of and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, He shook his head, and promised himself
a vacation after the next big score, He clicked on his light again and began searching for more valuable

Just as he pullled the stereo out and began disconnecting the wires, clear as a bell he hear
"Jesus is Watching You" Freaked out he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
source of the voice.

Finally in the corner of the room his light beam came to rest on a parrot, The burglar
asked, did you say that? Yep the parrot confessed, the he sqwauked"I am just trying to warn you."

The Burglar in a relaxed stae said "warn me huh? " Who in the world are you? Moses the bird
replied.

Moses? the burglar laughed, what kind of people would name a bird Moses?
The Parrot replied" The same people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."