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« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2006, 09:10:27 PM »

It has been at least 12 or so years... I cant believe I remember all this crap.

   Hey you know times are tough, these people they gotta buy...this guys , like I don know He wants ta buy... he don wanna buy. so I slammed his head in the F@*&in caar.
   Yeah I know what you mean. Me,my brothers and our friends used to talk jerky whenever we got together. It cracks me up. I think it's funny that others are as deranged as we are.LOL. " My eyes are going crazy" I went to the empire state building and I can't see so good.

LOL, I forgot about that one Grin
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« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2006, 09:14:00 PM »

I got hemmroids bad. Their tearing the a$$ out of me. Are these doctors reputable?
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« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2006, 09:31:11 PM »

"I bought 400 square feet of ceramic kitchen tile, and all that S@!t is busted....Sandlewood or whatever the f&%k you guys call it"
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« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2006, 02:39:54 AM »

yeah and that esbestos sh@t, i eat the fu$#in sh*t, i put mustard on it and eat that sh@t!!
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« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2006, 07:52:58 AM »

"Hey this is big, Hock, I got hamstrings like Ah-nulds"

"Ah, big kock, you play for the Canarcy Raiders?"
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« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2006, 08:03:46 AM »

Should I bring all my shoes and my glasses?
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« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2006, 08:29:42 AM »

it's a little small house.......it's black.  and she's away on a trip and i want the thing torn down.
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« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2006, 08:38:24 AM »


Pablo honey.....please come to Florida.

You washing your a$$? Keeping yourself clean?
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« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2006, 09:02:19 AM »

you kicked my dog.............
i'm going to kill you! Grin
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« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2006, 10:46:34 AM »

I'll come down there a rack your fing head in with a ratchet
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« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2006, 11:08:04 AM »

Is Renaldo there? I want to show him my toolbox.
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« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2006, 06:37:54 PM »

you have to let me come down there.......i will freak you out.
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« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2006, 07:03:49 PM »

"You want to sue me?"

"Yes."

"Why do you want to sue me?"

"For punitive damages"



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« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2006, 08:34:54 PM »

Those guns make me very scary. Boobita bobita boobita boobita bobita.
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« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2006, 11:44:25 PM »

He's got this thing it's a boot with a foot in it.  It's an actual foot from a soldier. You know how they make the dried up little shrunken heads??? It's like that.
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« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2006, 07:18:28 AM »

"Yes, I was calling about the items you had for sale in the paper, where can I see them?"


"They're at my house in the atic."


"And where would that be located?"


"At the top of my house....near the roof"
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« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2006, 07:47:55 AM »

What kind of TV is it? " It's the kind you watch shows on" "Touch it in the back,he said touch it in the back"
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« Reply #42 on: May 30, 2006, 11:50:53 AM »

Peter's a$$ is blue.

He said we could frolic on the beach and he'd rub little bags of sand all over my a$$y nipples and then he would tie me to the pier and wait for the tide to come in.

My A$$ looks like a garbage bag full of ricotta cheese woman.
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« Reply #43 on: June 06, 2006, 12:46:21 AM »

Does it say "GAME SHOW LOVERS?"


Mr Trebek will punch you right in the face and go straight to commercial break.


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