River Ranch 60 openings

[qt314nfla]

I will collect the money at the front gate naked and sitting in a lawn chair....

I wil be out there the weekend of the 10th if anyone wants to get together and tell some lies....

If I didn't have company in town that weekend I'd be interested in watching this whole new association unfold.  Sounds like a fun group.  Wish I could be there drinking some lies and telling some beer w/ y'all.  I'll have to try again on the 4th of July.  Gary will you still be manning the gate that weekend?

[UncleRico]

"I will bring whatever"....


OK, here's what we need....50 lbs of bird seed, 10 rolls of duct tape, one box of diet lime flavored instant jello, , a respirator, 1 paper clip (new in the box), a 1943 Eisenhower dime, 1 live hamster (preferably vanilla in flavor), 40 cases of Corona in the bottle with 3 really big limes, two 18 year old girls who's name end in "i" and only know how to say the word "YES".

Don't worry, I know what you're thinking, "He forgot about the inflatable zodiac"...but I already have one that I can borrow from a friend of a friend who has a camp down there.

Actually, I'll PM you when I get back, we can go down there and ride and cook out and down some beers one Saturday.

What kind of ATV do you ride? I need to know if you want to ride utility or sport so as I know which one to bring.

Also check one of the following.....    Are you an Ax Murderer?   ...yes  ....no


Peace out,
Uncle Rico

P.S. What do you do for a living and where do you live?

[mainetoo2005]

Are you an Ax Murderer?   ...yes  ..X..no

I have never killed an Ax, or an Axe for that matter. Kilowatt once though.