help needed on cat laws

[Da_Mtg_Man]

Did you know that cats almost always blink when you hit them in the head with a hammer?

I guess you don't have any kids (sterilize stupid people). I guess stupid people don't think before they type. I like both cats and dogs. You and your buddy's just offended many people on the site. I guess its ok to offend many people on this site. Right mods. And describe how to break the law and commit a crime   Do the right thing dynodon, Don't listen to these idoits.

Anoriginal is a WELL educated man and a pillar of his community. He was kidding around with the hammer remark. Please don't take some of the silly comments on these  threads to heart.

[Southern4x4]

Did you know that cats almost always blink when you hit them in the head with a hammer?

I guess you don't have any kids (sterilize stupid people). I guess stupid people don't think before they type. I like both cats and dogs. You and your buddy's just offended many people on the site. I guess its ok to offend many people on this site. Right mods. And describe how to break the law and commit a crime   Do the right thing dynodon, Don't listen to these idoits.

Anoriginal is a WELL educated man and a pillar of his community. He was kidding around with the hammer remark. Please don't take some of these silly threads to heart.

you hurt my feelings

[dynodon]

O.K., to set the record straight.
 I am 36 years old, thats open info in personal settings, I am also intellegent enough to know that some of these remarks were in mere fun ( joking around) I already stated that I would not do any harm to someone elses animal!!
 I hope this clears up any muddy water, but you should see how fast they climb trees when the dogs nipping at their heals, J/K

[kawGIRL]

Did you know that cats almost always blink when you hit them in the head with a hammer?

My Cats are armed    People like you get shot 

[gery350]

please, please, not the hammer again.

[Anoriginal]

Did you know that cats almost always blink when you hit them in the head with a hammer?

I guess you don't have any kids (sterilize stupid people). I guess stupid people don't think before they type. I like both cats and dogs. You and your buddy's just offended many people on the site. I guess its ok to offend many people on this site. Right mods. And describe how to break the law and commit a crime   Do the right thing dynodon, Don't listen to these idoits.

Did you know that stupid people without a sense of humor almost always bleed when you kick them in the head with a boot?

Don't be such a sissy! It was a joke! If you're that much of a wuss, how do you make it through every day? I mean sensitivity is one thing. Being ridiculous is another.

Now, go get your Mom to change your diaper, give you a new bottle and put you in your crib.  Meanwhile, I'm going cat hunting with Chillin, Gery350, Joedirt and Da_Mtg_Man.  We'll stay away from KawGIRL's cats beacuse they pack heat and I've already been shot once in my life. That's enough.

[dynodon]

Hey, hey now, I want to go too !!!!
 I have not been hunting in two years now, and I am having withdrawls

[Southern4x4]

Did you know that cats almost always blink when you hit them in the head with a hammer?

My Cats are armed    People like you get shot 

[americanhighlander]

I need some advice on cat laws in Fl., We are having some issues with the " new " neighbors cats roaming around freely, climbing on my trucks and SCRATCHING the shizot out of them. Keep in mind we have two LARGE dogs that go NUTS everytime these cats are in  our yard.
 Any help would be GREATLY appreciated.

Sounds like wildcats to me!!! Well I do like full blooded dogs and tame cats to keep rats,snakes away during summer months here..

[trx#9]

Did you know that cats almost always blink when you hit them in the head with a hammer?

I guess you don't have any kids (sterilize stupid people). I guess stupid people don't think before they type. I like both cats and dogs. You and your buddy's just offended many people on the site. I guess its ok to offend many people on this site. Right mods. And describe how to break the law and commit a crime   Do the right thing dynodon, Don't listen to these idoits.

Did you know that stupid people without a sense of humor almost always bleed when you kick them in the head with a boot?

Don't be such a sissy! It was a joke! If you're that much of a wuss, how do you make it through every day? I mean sensitivity is one thing. Being ridiculous is another.

Now, go get your Mom to change your diaper, give you a new bottle and put you in your crib.  Meanwhile, I'm going cat hunting with Chillin, Gery350, Joedirt and Da_Mtg_Man.  We'll stay away from KawGIRL's cats beacuse they pack heat and I've already been shot once in my life. That's enough.

So your going to kick me in the head now. Can someone say anger management classes That hostility may be hiding some of your inner homosexuality Please get help!

[klutchbuster400]

Did you know that cats almost always blink when you hit them in the head with a hammer?

I guess you don't have any kids (sterilize stupid people). I guess stupid people don't think before they type. I like both cats and dogs. You and your buddy's just offended many people on the site. I guess its ok to offend many people on this site. Right mods. And describe how to break the law and commit a crime   Do the right thing dynodon, Don't listen to these idoits.

Did you know that stupid people without a sense of humor almost always bleed when you kick them in the head with a boot?

Don't be such a sissy! It was a joke! If you're that much of a wuss, how do you make it through every day? I mean sensitivity is one thing. Being ridiculous is another.

Now, go get your Mom to change your diaper, give you a new bottle and put you in your crib.  Meanwhile, I'm going cat hunting with Chillin, Gery350, Joedirt and Da_Mtg_Man.  We'll stay away from KawGIRL's cats beacuse they pack heat and I've already been shot once in my life. That's enough.

So your going to kick me in the head now. Can someone say anger management classes That hostility may be hiding some of your inner homosexuality Please get help!

i thought homosexuals DIDNT act so hositile, as a mattter of fact, i thought they got mad at the thought of hurting cats

[mudnuri]

Don't be such a whoosy trx#9.
You have been here LONG enough to know everyone here makes jokes. To go and start calling people names and questioning their sexuality...? Get a life
I feel you have made every attempt (according to what you've written) to take care of this problem by going, like a responsible person, to your niegbhor. Since they are unwilling to help fix the problem by being responsible, you have every right to protect your property. That includes tghe paint job on your truck!
I trap for a living. Everything has been said as to trapping humanely. I would just stick a can of fancy feast in there. Forget spreading it out on a plate. LOL!
You may have to use the BB gun to herd them into the cage if all else fails. 

[Honda328i]

Ahheeem, now getting back to the topic:

You could try one of these out:

http://media.putfile.com/squirrel-launch-53

Disclaimer:
 
This is a joke, it is not intended to be an actual representation of reality in the present, past or future.  Poster assumes no responsibility for the content represented herein, nor responsibility if someone should actually use this technology for it's intended purpose or any other purpose not otherwise included.  By viewing this video, you will agree to hold any parties blameless for any assumed, intentional or unintentional hurt feelings, questioning of their sexuality, issues wih animal rights, men vs. women, offending of animals, offending of Ford or Chevy owners, Honda vs. Yamaha issues, damage to property.......

(It sucks to try to tell a joke in the 21st century)    

[Anoriginal]

Hey trx#9! That was real cute. Tell you what, if you actually ride with any of these guys on this board, we'll probably get the chance to meet in person. Lets see if you'll make those kind of comments live and in person to me. 

Besides, my boot to the head comments were directed at a class of people. Why are so concerned about it? Do you fall into that class?

Now go away little man.

Here kitty kitty kitty.

[VForcedave]

There is some very bored people on here. Tastes like chicken anyway.

[trx#9]

Hey trx#9! That was real cute. Tell you what, if you actually ride with any of these guys on this board, we'll probably get the chance to meet in person. Lets see if you'll make those kind of comments live and in person to me. 

Besides, my boot to the head comments were directed at a class of people. Why are so concerned about it? Do you fall into that class?

Now go away little man.

Here kitty kitty kitty.

Anoriginal calm down, don't get your patties in a bunch. Were just joking here.                                           Mudnuri, are you still upset about the FTR bashing. Get over it move on.

[klutchbuster400]

Ahheeem, now getting back to the topic:

You could try one of these out:

http://media.putfile.com/squirrel-launch-53



Disclaimer:
 
This is a joke, it is not intended to be an actual representation of reality in the present, past or future.  Poster assumes no responsibility for the content represented herein, nor responsibility if someone should actually use this technology for it's intended purpose or any other purpose not otherwise included.  By viewing this video, you will agree to hold any parties blameless for any assumed, intentional or unintentional hurt feelings, questioning of their sexuality, issues wih animal rights, men vs. women, offending of animals, offending of Ford or Chevy owners, Honda vs. Yamaha issues, damage to property.......

(It sucks to try to tell a joke in the 21st century)    

thats funny right there.

thanks man. i needed a laugh like that.

gery350

[Anoriginal]

Hey trx#9! That was real cute. Tell you what, if you actually ride with any of these guys on this board, we'll probably get the chance to meet in person. Lets see if you'll make those kind of comments live and in person to me. 

Besides, my boot to the head comments were directed at a class of people. Why are so concerned about it? Do you fall into that class?

Now go away little man.

Here kitty kitty kitty.

Anoriginal calm down, don't get your patties in a bunch. Were just joking here.                                           Mudnuri, are you still upset about the FTR bashing. Get over it move on.

Oh, so now you're backing off and it is all funny and good.
Whatever wee man.

I hate cats.

[Da_Mtg_Man]

They do taste good marinated with teryaki, Oooooh, Bourbon as well. 

[Mudneck]

I used to live in town where a neighbor fed the wild ones.There were 30-40 running all over.I bought a live trap & went to work.I always tied the meat chicken legs or whatever for bait against the back cage.This way they have to paw at it & most time set off the trap.I trapped 28 cats before I moved.Some were as tame in a cage & some would rip your eyes out it was an obvious difference.

If your neighbors not responsible,trap it & get it to a place where they will fix it & re-adopt it.Most counties it is against the law to let any animal run free.Plus if your neighbor wants the cat back they will have to pay $$$ see how fast that fixes the problem.

The  animal control will come out within 24 hours to pick it up.If it is a Ferrel cat it will be put to sleep.If it is adoptable they will spay or neutar & adopt it out.The whole idea is responsible ownership.

I hate cats  because of this.Especially when the wild ones come into my yard with 4 German Shepheards to eat out of there food bowls in the garage!The last starw was broke after my dogs in my yard killed 5. The vet bills from deep scratches that theses wild cats will do was rediculous.

Good Luck.If you dont want to listen to me some of these other JOKERS had some Great ideas...LOL!

[kawGIRL]

They do taste good marinated with teryaki, Oooooh, Bourbon as well. 

 

[dynodon]

I have set out traps ( live traps of course), I dont want to harm someones pets, .
 But, I guess putting the traps out have worked !!!. The neighbor must have seen the traps outside, because now he keeps them indoors for the most part !!
 But the traps will stay out there as long as I see them roaming in my yard !!!

[qt314nfla]

All I can say is WOW!  Y'all are some funny azz ba$tards!  Honda- love the disclaimer.  Will it be possible for other members to use it in the future?  Or do we need Anoriginal to write up the contract so we can borrow it w/o penalty.

Good luck w/ the cat delema.  I'd offer my .02 but I'm staying out of the firing range on this one.  Definately stay away from Kawgirl's packing pu$$ though, last I heard they are a good shot.

[kawGIRL]

I have set out traps ( live traps of course), I dont want to harm someones pets, .
 But, I guess putting the traps out have worked !!!. The neighbor must have seen the traps outside, because now he keeps them indoors for the most part !!
 But the traps will stay out there as long as I see them roaming in my yard !!!

Maybe he read this post ?

[Joedirt]

They do taste good marinated with teryaki, Oooooh, Bourbon as well. 

MMM Cat Kabobs!!!