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« on: April 15, 2006, 07:53:45 PM »

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...

And WASH your damn hands!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2006, 10:00:00 PM »

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.


i have a hard time beliving that men wash there hands more Undecided lmao
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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2006, 10:03:21 PM »

What does washing you hands have to do with anal gases...

Funny stuff.
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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2006, 10:12:03 PM »

wonder if svtbolt was wearing his helmet to make such a brilliant comment.
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2006, 10:21:59 PM »

wonder if svtbolt was wearing his helmet to make such a brilliant comment.

exactly wut i was thinking, he must be learning from dr.dirt lol
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« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2006, 08:15:41 AM »

wonder if svtbolt was wearing his helmet to make such a brilliant comment.

Did I miss something here?
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2006, 05:03:12 PM »

wonder if svtbolt was wearing his helmet to make such a brilliant comment.

Did I miss something here?

yes, i said

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.


i have a hard time beliving that men wash there hands more Undecided lmao

and svt responded with

What does washing you hands have to do with anal gases...

Funny stuff.
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