my wife left me

[geektrx]

My wife left me...

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but
I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you." I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

[2006YFZ450]

LOL.............

Good one

[4fittyr]

need more than a 12 pack for ur beer goggles to work  i myself never went to bed with an ugly woman but woke up with a few