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U.S.S. Abraham

« on: February 12, 2006, 12:53:38 PM »

The U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln was off the coast of Newfoundland when a worried transmission came over the battleship’s radio.

Canadian: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision!

U.S. Captain: I recommend YOU divert YOUR course!

Canadian: Negative. Please divert your course.

U.S. Captain: This is the CAPTAIN of the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln, the LARGEST SHIP in the United States Atlantic Fleet! YOU must change YOUR course or countermeasures WILL BE TAKEN!!

Canadian: This is a lighthouse. Your call.