Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years,
reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men
had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about
their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started
working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.
He studied economics and business administration and soon
began to climb the corporate ladder --and now he's the
president of the company. He became so rich that he gave
his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his
birthday."
The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also
my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline,
then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he
became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority
of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a
brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied
in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he
started his own construction company and is now a
multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and
expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000
square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the
fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all
the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were
talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our
sons. What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living
dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends
said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son
and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday just
passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000
square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line
Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
LMFAO!
