Dumb-butt southerners!

[o4250]

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years,
whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in
four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine, in fatal
accidents, the circumstances in the last moments before the crash.

They were not surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last
words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, smurf!"

But the states of Oklahoma, Kansas, Texas, Arkansas, Alabama and Kentucky
were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, "Hold my beer,
and watch this."

[2006YFZ450]

LOL....

[The hyrbid kid]

i like the last states..
thats a good one..
i like this new section its good..

[yunt2ride]

Florida needs to be added to the last list. That just goes to show that the southerners are smarter and drive better. They do it on purpose, those other idiots crash just driving through town.

[fdatv]

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a project with U.S. auto makers for the past five years,
whereby the auto makers were installing black box voice recorders in
four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine, in fatal
accidents, the circumstances in the last moments before the crash.

They were not surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the recorded last
words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, smurf!"

But the states of Oklahoma, Kansas, Texas, Arkansas, Alabama and Kentucky
were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were, "Hold my beer,
and watch this."

Thats the truth