Home ATV Florida Forum ATV Florida Where to Ride? ATV Florida Links Advertise


Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar Login Register  
Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Expensive Flight  (Read 1688 times)
Brute Force
Full Member
***
Offline Offline

Location: Osteen, FL (Volusia County)

Posts: 187


Dont sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things


View Profile

Ignore
« on: December 01, 2005, 09:45:05 AM »

Fred and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year. Every year Fred would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that there airplane."

And every year Edna would say, "I know Fred, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."

One year Fred and Edna went to the fair and Fred said, "Edna, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance."

Edna replied, "Fred that there airplane ride costs ten dollars and ten dollars is ten dollars."

The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."

Fred and Edna agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They land and the pilot turns to Fred, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."

Fred replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Edna fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."

 Grin
Logged

2005 Kawasaki Brute Force 750 4x4, HMF pipe, dyno jet, HP clutch, HP Belt, 2inch wheel spacers, 28 inch ITP 589, 2 inch lift, Bayou Snorkle, ICM Power Pak, Stereo.

2003 Yamaha Kodiak 400 4x4, 2 inch lift, 27 inch ITP 589, Home made snorkle.
yunt2ride
Supreme Member
*****
Offline Offline

Location: At the computer

Posts: 2891



View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2005, 11:31:00 AM »

thats a good one.
Logged

1997 Chevrolet 4WD extended cab
2005 Polaris 500HO 4X4 Hunter Edition Camo
The hyrbid kid
Supreme Member
*****
Offline Offline

Location: PARRISH, FL

Posts: 819


LIFE'S SHORT RIDE HARD.


View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2005, 12:25:52 AM »

good one.. lol
Logged

07 CHEVY 2500HD DURMAX LMM 4X4..
06 TRX450R FULL WALSH  AND AXIS... SOON TO BE WHITE..
03 CRF450EX FULL HOUSER AND AXIS.. HYBRID BABY..
2006YFZ450
Supreme Member
*****
Offline Offline

Location: Clearwater

Posts: 1858


YFZ 450


View Profile

Ignore
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2005, 07:31:10 PM »

LOL..... Cheesy Cheesy
Logged

Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Other Florida sites of interest: www.PinballShark.com

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!