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« on: September 13, 2005, 03:36:14 PM »

A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."

Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

"Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."
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« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2005, 03:38:58 PM »

Good one lol  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2005, 04:10:31 PM »

 Cheesy
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