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devildog55
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HALF WAY THERE
Carstianity
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August 03, 2005, 08:16:41 AM »
"Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo."
Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-door, who art in Half-ton.
I'm speaking of our lord and Mazda, Jeep-sus Chrysler.
He is the Alfa and the Romeo.
He was born in a Ranger, he was Tempo'd by the DeVille, and he Daihatsu'd for your Sentras.
He said, "Dodge not, that ye not be Dodged.
Thou shalt not Corvette thy neighbor's Whitewall, but turn the other Cherokee.
If ye have Fiat, ye can move Montecarlos.
He ain't Chevy, he's my Beretta."
He ate the Last Supra, and he climbed the mount of Cavalier, where they Cruise-controlled him on the Motocross.
But God, in his Infiniti Mercedes, did Rolls away the Stanza.
Let us Prelude: Sayeth the prophet Isuzu, in the Dusenburg Bible, In the 23rd Saab, "The Ford is my Chauffeur. I shall not Walk.
He Lexus me in the paths of Right-turn-signals.
Yea, though I walk through the Valet of the Shadow of Dart, I shall Fiero no Eagle.
Subaru Goo dwrench and Mercury shall Volvo me Audi Daytonas of my life, and I shall Dwellmeter house of Delorean, Four-cylinder."
Gloria, In Ex-Celica Geo!
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Ida_Mann
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Re: Carstianity
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August 03, 2005, 08:57:39 AM »
I'm at a loss for words.
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"Show me a smooth operation and I'll show you someone who is hiding mistakes, real boats rock."
J.D.
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Re: Carstianity
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August 04, 2005, 09:05:58 AM »
That's hard to believe there Id@
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Re: Carstianity
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August 04, 2005, 09:56:45 AM »
Quote from: J.D. on August 04, 2005, 09:05:58 AM
That's hard to believe there Id@
it happens every now and then.
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'02 Honda Foreman Rubicon
'00 Honda TRX90
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"Show me a smooth operation and I'll show you someone who is hiding mistakes, real boats rock."
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