Nursery rymes not heard by kids

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered
And when the price of pork went up
She shot the little ba$terd

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again, and again, and again

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle]
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
Then died of electric shock

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
And when the boys came out to play
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good, she was very, very good
But when she was bad........

She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.