Goldfish Funeral
     Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her
     neighbor peered over the fence.
     Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he
     politely  asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?
    "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking
     up,  "and I've just buried him."
      The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a
      goldfish, isn't it?"
      Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
      because he's inside your f*&@ing cat." 
 
 