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« on: March 22, 2011, 07:02:12 PM »

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her     
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter     
                                                 
"What are you doing?"                           
She asked..                                     
                                                 
"Hunting Flies"                                 
He responded.                                   
                                                 
"Oh! Kill any?"                               
She asked.                                     
                                                 
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.         
                                               
                                                 
   
                                                 
Intrigued, she asked..                         
"How can you tell them apart?"                 
                                                 
                                                 
He responded,                                   
"3 were on a beer can,                         
2 were on the phone.                           
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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2011, 07:25:09 PM »

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