A cowboy and an old Indian are sitting in a bar. They strike up a conversation and eventually, the subject of their wives comes up. After a short time, the cowboy asked the Indian what his wife's name was.
He replied "Five Horses."
Knowing a little bit about Indian naming customs, the cowboy then said "That's a very interesting name. How did she acquire it?"
The old Indian said "It's a traditional Indian name handed down from mother to daughter. It means.....
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