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stump66
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GUTS OR BIG NUTS
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June 15, 2005, 11:50:24 AM »
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Ba!!s - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."
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Re: GUTS OR BIG NUTS
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June 15, 2005, 11:58:41 AM »
the last time i thought i had guts my wife beat me with them and the last time i saw my ba!!s my wife had them hung from her rearview.
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SkyHighT100
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Re: GUTS OR BIG NUTS
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June 15, 2005, 12:59:25 PM »
Lmao... thats pretty funny
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June 15, 2005, 03:30:15 PM »
good one, my are hanging too
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Re: GUTS OR BIG NUTS
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June 16, 2005, 08:12:33 AM »
lol
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June 16, 2005, 08:54:08 AM »
hehehehe
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jbbj220
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Re: GUTS OR BIG NUTS
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June 16, 2005, 10:17:18 AM »
Been married for 38 years and have been looking for mine since day 1. Don't know where she put them when she took them away.
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Yamaha72
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Re: GUTS OR BIG NUTS
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June 16, 2005, 11:38:29 AM »
HaHaHa thats pretty funny.
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Re: GUTS OR BIG NUTS
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June 16, 2005, 02:29:09 PM »
Guts is telling my wife I'm goin ridin without her.
Nuts is asking her to wash the bike when I get back.
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Re: GUTS OR BIG NUTS
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June 17, 2005, 01:41:05 PM »
1.Guts is telling youre wife her past doesnt matter
2.Nuts is thinking that youres doesnt
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klutchbuster400
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June 17, 2005, 03:44:55 PM »
1.guts is asking your wife to make you a sandwich.
2. nuts is telling her what shes doin out of the kitchen
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