Escaped prisoner

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A man escaped from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.


He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.


While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! he probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed you neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain. Do whatever he tells you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong hunny, I love you.
"

The wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck, He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you were cute, and asking if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong hunny, I love you too!"