The Pope in Alaska

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The Pope was in Alaska for some sightseeing.

He was cruising along
the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a

frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

 A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Vote for
 Obama' hat and a 'Save the Trees' t-shirt, was screaming
while struggling frantically and thrashing around
trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.

 As the Pope watched in horror, a group of
 Republican loggers with 'Go
 Sarah' t-Shirts came racing up. One quickly
fired a 44 magnum into the
 bear's chest. The other two reached up and
 pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp

 Then using long clubs,
 the three loggers finished off the bear and two of
them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
the injured Democrat in the back seat.

 As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them
 to come over. 'I give you my blessing for your brave
 actions!' he told them. 'I heard there
 was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers
and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my
 own eyes that this is not true.'

 As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his
buddies 'Who was that guy?'
 'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in
 direct contact with Heaven
 and has access to all wisdom.'

 'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access
to all wisdom, but he doesn't
 know sh*t about bear hunting! By the way, is the
bait still alive, or do we need to go back to
 Massachusetts and get another one?'