now that's funny!!

>WHY AM I MARRIED?

>You have two choices in life:

>You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were

>dead.

>

>

>At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you Wearing

>your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong

>man."

>

>

>A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:

>"Husband Wanted"

>Next day she received a hundred letters.

>They all said the same thing:

>"You can have mine."

>

>

>When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to

>let her keep him.

>

>

>A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is Finished.

>

>

>A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get

>married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

>

>

>A young son asked,"Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man

>doesn't Know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens

>in every country, son."

>

>

>Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was

>until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

>

>

>Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

>If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every

>word you say -- talk in your sleep.

>

>

>Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life

>thinking they had no faults at all.

>

>

>First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"

>Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still alive."

>

>

>AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

>A Woman's Prayer

>Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and to

>forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray

>for Strength, I'll just beat him to death