Post Turtle

[Slick89]

While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose
hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Barack Obama and his bid to be our
President.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle!"

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'
was?

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come
across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post
turtle.'

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face still, so he continued
to explain, "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong
up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just want
to help the dumb a$$ get down

[Young Gun]

LOL

[yunt2ride]

Good one. Thanks for the early morning laugh.

[Slick89]

ok now heres a joke about Hillary .


A man died and went to Heaven.



As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.



He asked, "Why are all those clocks here?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.



Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.



Every time you lie the hands on your clock move.

"

"Oh," replied the man, "very interesting... whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's clock," answered St. Peter.



"The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie.

"

"Incredible!" exclaimed the man.



"And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.The hands have moved only twice, telling us that Abe has told only two lies in his entire Life.

"

"Where's Hillary Clinton's clock?" asked the man.



"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

"

[561rincon]

both were great thanx for laugh