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« on: October 12, 2005, 03:22:17 PM »
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh*t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2005, 05:24:42 PM »
LMBO!  Thanks I needed that laugh today! Grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2005, 07:22:15 PM »
Pretty good!!!
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« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2005, 12:22:33 PM »
So True Grin
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« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2005, 04:09:41 PM »
 Smiley thanx i needed that laugh
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« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2005, 12:42:38 AM »
 Cheesy  I mean........that's not funny!!  LOL   Cheesy
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