As most of you know, Anoriginal and I have made our millions raising Gerbils in New Mexico and we thank you for all your support (Especially Fox17, and your bulk purchases of declawed gerbils). We are currently attempting to corner the market on Finger Monkeys. We have succeeded in teaching the finger monkeys to ride the gerbils, however, we are having some difficulty on teaching them to hold the JOUSTING pole on a consistent basis. We are currently working on a less cumbersome suit of armour for the Finger Monkeys. (I will keep you posted)
In any event, these Finger Monkeys will be available for Christmas.
Each finger monkey comes complete with a tiny saddle, miniature cowboy hat, and hand sewn chaps.
For inquiries, PM QT314 for details. Just stuff her box full until she gets back to you.
*Human hand not included. For illustration purposes only!
Freakshow Finger Monkey And Gerbil Farm, a subsidiary of Floresheim Wig Company, reminds you that finger monkeys are not intended for women who are nursing or may become pregnant. 
