>> A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
>> morning; it's a bad one.
>>
>> Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
>> are
>> hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.
>>
>> After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man.
>> That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
>> nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we
>> should
>> meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".
>>
>> Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this
>> must
>> be a sign from God!"
>>
>> The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
>> completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
>> wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she
>> hands
>> the bottle to the man.
>>
>> The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
>> and
>> then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and
>> immediately
>> puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
>>
>> "Aren't you having any?"
>>
>> The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
