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kawGIRL
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Gonorrhea Lectim
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December 12, 2005, 11:21:35 AM »
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is
called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him.") Many victims
contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in
spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially
troublesome disease.
Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea Lectim
include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits;
delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling
of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to
incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of
misplaced bravado; uncontrolled facial smirking; ignorance of geography
and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a
strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior. The disease
is sweeping Washington. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed and
baffled that this malignant disease originated only a few years ago from
a Texas Bush
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Re: Gonorrhea Lectim
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December 12, 2005, 11:26:59 AM »
very nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOPE THERE IS A CURE!!!!!!!!!!!
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December 12, 2005, 12:37:02 PM »
lol.
I remember another severe case of this in 1996.
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Re: Gonorrhea Lectim
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December 12, 2005, 12:40:28 PM »
Quote from: Bigscrb15 on December 12, 2005, 12:37:02 PM
lol.
I remember another severe case of this in 1996.
I believe that strain originated from a Cohiba.
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December 14, 2005, 08:14:08 AM »
Nice LOL....
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Re: Gonorrhea Lectim
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December 14, 2005, 09:17:14 PM »
Would be funny if you don't remember who was running against Bush.
But since Bush can not run for re election....this joke was funny a couple years ago (if it was even funny then).
I do see the humor in the play on words though....... LOL (not really)
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