Idiots ruin it for everyone

[Pastense]

You ever run into the guy who knows what hes doing?  You know the guy that can "handle his business".  Looks like a million bucks and has a model for a "significant other" out there riding with him..........
Anybody know that guy.....................................
Take a look at him the next time you're out riding on a trial, because thats the moron who's going to ruin it for everyone...........................

Would any of you boys and girls like to know how?
Cause hes going to either kill himself or the model with him because as we figured out in about thrity seconds of watching him ride, he has no clue what he's doing.   The sad truth is that theres very little you or I can do to stop this enevitability.  I wonder how many phenominal riding spots have been lost because of that "guy". 

So what do we do?  What do we do? Do we move the body and the wrecked machine to a spot away from where we're riding.........................MmmmmmmOkay.......guess not, just a little bit illegal. 

Note to self ........."Don't move bodies"

I think that its our responsibility to inform said chisled chin, electrically tanned newbie...........to learn how to ride before he exceeds his imagination and ruins it for the rest of us.   
The question I pose to you all is exactley how do you say that?

[Joedirt]

We had a Similar situation with a fell that started riding with us.....he decided he wanted to ride so went out and bout a KAWI Brute force 750 Brand new out of the crate....first weekend...we went out it was apperant he had not a clue how to handle that kind of power. Long story short , 2 nd weekend out he went throught a mud puddle and it consumed his front end....rest of us were fine as we were snorked....he got water in the belt housing and got stuck in some slippery mud...While in the HOLE....he proceeds to GUN the bike a puff of smoke later that belt is toast.....tears down bike snorkles it..and replaces belt...following weekend....washing bikes off at a water hole...after being told "Hey It is real deep over there"...he said I am snorkled...and I will not go in it...he turns around and OOPSIE.....bike rolls into this 10 foot  hole at the bottom of water hole...all we saw was tires........so I guess take him to a water hole....LOL...I will let you know if he has gotten an smarter after this weekend....

[gery350]

havent seen them on the trails but see them all the time out in the water.

you know your cruising the intracoastal and your crossing paths with a big 45 footer and of course you say "thats a big boat , he must know what hes doing to be able to handle a boat that size", but more often then not you gotta move out of his way cause richy rich doesnt have a clue what hes doing.

 flipping him the bird i find works well for me.

[wilburz]

Beat it Nerd!

[Bigscrb15]

note to self "don't get on pastense's bad side, hes on a tangent today!"


Gery, I agree with your 100% people are a 1000x worse out on the water. Saw a 105' Azimut trying to dock to fill up with fuel and didn't have the first clue as to how to use his bow thrusters and dock a boat. The dock tender had to take his lil row boat out to the Azimut and pilot it in for fuel because the owner of the boat couldn't do it.

[Pastense]

Beat it Nerd!

Ahhh  Wiburz,
I must say that I do like this approach................its territorial, embarrising and effective.  

[Pastense]

BigScrub15,
You must be empathic................you are absolutly right.  Yesterday whilest checking out the "Hump" to see how muddy it was after some local rain the past couple of days, some freakin bozo crashed into me. Pi$$ed me off something fierce. Guy did'nt have a clue how to ride.  Idiot bought a brand new YZF450 and is still learning the clutch...............Now how are you going to ride in the most popular spot in all of the "Rad Lands" and you ain't got a clue how to work a clutch.............. Apparently he didn't know how to work a brake either.  But in the boards honor ,,,,,,,,,I was reluctantly, very polite to him and I proceeded to show him how to more fully use his machine.

[themensh]

yep.......
"education...not legislation."

   We were all new once......heck, I don't have that many miles on
the ATV.....but I think I ride according to my skills.
  I am not about to try and keep up with hot-shots and I try to watch and learn from others.
  If someone is doing something stupid.......intuition usually tells me
to stay back.
    (where do I get one of them 'models' at?)    LOL

     Chuck

[GSPKurt]

yep.......
"education...not legislation."

   We were all new once......heck, I don't have that many miles on
the ATV.....but I think I ride according to my skills.
  I am not about to try and keep up with hot-shots and I try to watch and learn from others.
  If someone is doing something stupid.......intuition usually tells me
to stay back.
    (where do I get one of them 'models' at?)    LOL

     Chuck

Chuck-
You mean a model that won't camp or push a motorcycle and falls off atv's? 

[themensh]

LOL kurt!   You must have been taking notes! 
 I already have a "non-camping, non-pushing model that falls off ATVs"...thank you!
 (the forest has ears!)

   I had her sitting on the ATV a few days ago.  I asked if she wanted me to start it..."No thanks." was the reply.
    The only other ATV she had been on was my friends Suzuki Vinson.
As she sad on mine.....she asked  "Is yours bigger than Lewies?"
   (I guess you had to have been there.....)  LOL


    Chuck