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« on: November 09, 2005, 05:13:10 PM »

How to Make a Woman Happy

      It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man
only needs to be:
      1. a friend
      2. a companion
      3. a lover
      4. a brother
      5. a father
      6. a master
      7. a chef
      8. an electrician
      9. a carpenter
      10. a plumber
      11. a mechanic
      12. a decorator
      13. a stylist
      14. a sexologist
      15. a gynecologist
      16. a psychologist
      17. a pest exterminator
      18. a psychiatrist
      19. a healer
      20. a good listener
      21. an organizer
      22. a good father
      23. very clean
      24. sympathetic
      25. athletic
      26. warm
      27. attentive
      28. gallant
      29. intelligent
      30. funny
      31. creative
      32. tender
      33. strong
      34. understanding
      35. tolerant
      36. prudent
      37. ambitious
      38. capable
      39. courageous
      40. determined
      41. true
      42. dependable
      43. passionate
      44. compassionate
     
      WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

      45.! give her compliments regularly
      46. love shopping
      47. be honest
      48. be very rich
      49. not stress her out
      50. not look at other girls
     
      AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
     
      51. give her lots of attention, but expect
little yourself
      52. give her lots of time, especially time for
herself
      53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
      IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
      54. Never to forget:
       * birthdays
        * anniversaries
        * arrangements she makes

       HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

      1. Show up naked
      2. Bring food Beer
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« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2005, 05:38:05 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2005, 07:30:43 PM »

I know, its that easy and so many people cant make it work. I'm going on 15years of marriage.
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2005, 08:47:44 PM »

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