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Brute Force
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How to Make a Woman Happy
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November 09, 2005, 05:13:10 PM »
How to Make a Woman Happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man
only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45.! give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect
little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for
herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about
where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food Beer
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big-daddy
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
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November 09, 2005, 05:38:05 PM »
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I wonder if we can get Cheney to take Obama hunting?
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Chillinthemost
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Location: Parrish
Posts: 2179
Git it rag
Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
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November 09, 2005, 07:30:43 PM »
I know, its that easy and so many people cant make it work. I'm going on 15years of marriage.
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Re: How to Make a Woman Happy
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Quote from: big-daddy on November 09, 2005, 05:38:05 PM
good one big-d
i'm savin that pic.
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