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kawGIRL
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« on: October 21, 2005, 10:11:32 AM »

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? 

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough in the first place ?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? 

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a  beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,  but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? 

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? 

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach  down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?   Cheesy

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? 

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? 

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

If at first you don't  succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it? 

And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving!

And Finally... The statistics on sanity are that  one out of every four
persons is suffering from some sort of mental  illness. ... Think of your
three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.  Shocked

Have a Great Day ...... ;-)
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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2005, 10:21:05 AM »

And Finally... The statistics on sanity are that  one out of every four
persons is suffering from some sort of mental  illness. ... Think of your
three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.  Shocked

I think it's more like 3 out of 4 have mental illness   Wink

Funny Stuff  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2005, 05:39:51 PM »

I LOVE THE ONE ABOUT THE THE BUGS IN TH LIGHT FIXTURES AND THE APE'S!!!! YOU HAVE THE BEST POSTS!!!!! Thumbs Up GOOO kawGIRL!!!!!!
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