At least we try!!!!
Oh, To Be 6 Again
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife
turning back
and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday
was not far
off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like
to be six
again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice
big bowl of
Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a
day! He put
her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the
Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five
hour s later
they staggered out of the theme par k . Her head was reeling and
her stomach
felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he
ordered her a
Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was
off to a
movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What
a fabulous
adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed
exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
Well Dear, what
was it like being six again? Her eyes slowly opened and her
_expression
suddenly changed. I meant my dress size, you dumb ape! Are you
trying to
kill me?
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is
gonna get it
wrong.
