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Author Topic: I HATE MY JOB!!!  (Read 2164 times)
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« on: August 15, 2005, 04:45:10 PM »

My Co-Worker sent this today it made me feel better yet slightly uncomfortable...enjoy!


>Subject: I hate my job day
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> >When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
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> >On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
> >
> >Thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
> >
> >and Johnson
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> >Be very sure you get this brand.
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> >When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
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> >
> >the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
>clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the
>thermometer.
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> >Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
>become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.
> >>
> >
> >Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in
>small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson
>and Johnson is personally tested."
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> >Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,  "I am so glad I do
>not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
> >
> >>
> >HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
> >
> >THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS.
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2005, 06:08:20 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2005, 12:57:00 PM »

Hey "enniehall" check your messages! Cool
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2005, 01:24:26 PM »

Haha! Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2005, 03:50:44 PM »

OMG ..... We talk about this all the time at work !!!!!  Grin
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