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bigscrub79
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« on: August 26, 2005, 09:46:43 AM » |
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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St.Peter has the unenviable task of deciding which of them gets in.
The angel asks Dolly if there's a particular reason why she should be favored over Her Royal Highness, whereupon she takes off her blouse, undoes her bra and releases her enormous boobs.
"Look at these" Dolly says proudly "they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.
The angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into the toilet, and pulls the lever.
St. Peter bows slightly and says in a quiet voice,"OK, your Majesty, you may enter."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What in the world was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations, and you turn me down. The Queen simply gargles and she gets in. Would you please explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," says St. Peter, "but even in heaven, a royal flush always beats a pair, no matter how big they are."
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