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CAOSPOP
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« on: April 29, 2005, 07:16:41 AM »

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1. I was sprayed by a skunk.

2. I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.

3. My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.

4. I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.

5. I forgot to come back to work after lunch.

6. I couldn't find my shoes.

7. I hurt myself bowling.

8. I was spit on by a venomous snake.

9. I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.

10. A hitman was looking for me.

11. My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.

12. I eloped.

13. My brain went to sleep and I couldn't wake it up.

14. My cat unplugged my alarm clock.

15. I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.

16. I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India (note: she passed away 20 years before).

17. I forgot what day of the week it was.

18. Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.

19. A tree fell on my car.

20. My monkey died.

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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2005, 07:25:02 AM »

My personal favorite:

"I found a snake in my engine"  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2005, 08:58:17 AM »

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My personal favorite:

"I found a snake in my engine"  Grin



Works everytime Smiley
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2005, 10:25:15 AM »

I just tell them I am having eye trouble. Shocked





I can't see myself comming to work today!   Grin Grin
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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2005, 10:51:34 AM »

i just i have a sleeping dis order......and when you finish start snoreing................. Angry
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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2005, 12:13:22 PM »

am having FEMALE problems LOL it works for male or female  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2005, 12:32:18 PM »

how about,i lost my dog in the everglades and need to go find him,my kids really miss him
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2005, 12:43:32 PM »

Good IDEA!
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2005, 02:29:05 PM »

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My personal favorite:

"I found a snake in my engine"  Grin

Poor thing he was just trying to stay warm.
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2005, 03:20:09 PM »

tell your boss that you just lack intrest
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2005, 03:45:45 PM »

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am having FEMALE problems LOL it works for male or female  Wink


The best part of that one is that either way the boss doesn't want details [smiley=ThumbsUp.gif]
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2005, 05:11:15 PM »

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tell your boss that you just lack intrest

Self explanitory  Grin
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« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2005, 10:12:05 AM »

Here is a good one...

My solar powered gate opener is dead and I can't get my car out of the driveway untill the sun comes back out  Grin
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« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2005, 03:44:59 PM »

No excuse just do it. or Im sick, Im sick of being sick and tired
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« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2005, 11:12:56 AM »

Keep make excuses and you won't have a job to pay for your 4-wheeler!
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« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2005, 01:15:57 PM »

not if your the boss
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« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2005, 01:30:09 PM »

hey anybody have any good excuses for getting out of school early to go riden  Grin
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« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2005, 01:40:00 PM »

NO! Stay in School and work on that spelling test  Wink
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« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2005, 01:46:12 PM »

YEA STAY IN SCHOOL
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« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2005, 01:48:36 PM »

i do good in school see school s-c-h-o-o-l lol Grin
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