This will be the third category 5 hurrican to hit the US since they started keeping records of hurricanes. I haven't checked lately, but earlier winds were 170 MPH sustained with gusts over 200 MPH. like the hurricane said to the coconut tree "hold on to your nuts, this is going to be no ordinary bl@w J@b"
(I wasn't sure if that would qualify as offensive since it really is talking about wind, but better safe than sorry, It was not intended to offend and if it does I'll happily remove it)