Border jumper

[dirty1]

One afternoon  border patrol comes across a mexican man jumping a fence from Mexico to the US. The patrolman looks at the mexican and says   I'll let you stay in my country if you can use three words in a sentence. The Mexican man says   Ok. The patrolman tells him the words are Green, Yellow, and Pink.  The puzled Mexican thinks for a minute then says (now use your best mexican voice)'  I got it, The phone goes green green, i pink it up and say Yellow.............

[klutchbuster400]

hahaha funny