Modern version of the Birds & the Bees:
Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to
find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room
on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we
met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon
as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared
and said: You've Got Male!"
