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« on: April 15, 2008, 09:55:58 PM »

A black guy
Walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check He marched
Straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing
Welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind
The counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening
From a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his
Beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his 2008
Mercedes-Benz , and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the
Long hour s, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the
Daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to
Say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her
Sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong
Sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV,
Stereo, bar, etc. Located above the garage, will be designated for your
Sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'

The guy, just plain
Wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!

The social worker said,
' Yeah, well . . You started it.'
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« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2008, 11:24:39 PM »

lmfao!  very true.
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« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2008, 12:02:42 AM »

LOOOOL
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« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2008, 09:12:35 PM »

very old but still funny.
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« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2008, 09:18:41 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2008, 09:55:30 PM »

A black guy




ehhh why does it gota be a black guy?
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« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2008, 10:27:38 PM »

A black guy




ehhh why does it gota be a black guy?

It just wouldn't work with Mexicans because they are too busy picking crops and Cubans are busy selling cocaine. Wink
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« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2008, 10:28:35 PM »

A black guy




ehhh why does it gota be a black guy?

It just wouldn't work with Mexicans because they are too busy picking crops and Cubans are busy selling cocaine. Wink


lol i was jk
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« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2008, 09:15:09 PM »

So true but funny. Rolling on the Floor Laughing
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« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2008, 10:53:48 PM »

ROFL!!!!! thats hilarious!!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2008, 09:05:19 PM »

NICE!!!
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« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2008, 08:28:33 AM »

dont need a drug test for welfare but u do for employment.  u.s could save billions drug testin for welfare checks
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« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2008, 09:25:27 AM »

While you're worrying about those folks;
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/24/ap/cabstatepent/main4631343.shtml?source=search_story
and here's more;
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/11/05/politics/otherpeoplesmoney/main4575337.shtml
and on and on and on.
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2008, 09:58:46 AM »



YEP piss test for Welfare & social services dont cut the major FAT fraud going on.Well yall got your BOY and its time for CHANGE! Bring it on Obama I hope he has a sharp knife to cut through all that type of SH*T.

PS>why dont the USDA make them refund it like when Fema overpays you $135.99 on your disaster claim.That comes back out of your checking account real quick Shocked
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