The big question

[IXIswamperIXI]

A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed
reading when the wife looks
over at him and asks THE question.


WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don' t you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do.
"

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again.
"

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.
"

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new.
"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own.
"

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times.
"

WIFE: "Would she use m y clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed.
"

WIFE: -- silence ..................
......
HUSBAND: " Sh*t.
"