13 things to do at walmart...

[quadracer1992]

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens.

5. Put some M&M's on lay away.

6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

[predatorracer8]

lol i like #1 ill have to try that.

[quadracer1992]

Ive done 1, 2, and 12.

[MadMudder]

lol @ #5

[k.p.]

the funnest one to do is to spray the floor with tire shine and slide around the aisle in your socks like you're roller skating

its really fun at 4a.m.

[Young Gun]

lol @ #12.  Omfg that would have me crackin up.  Whos in favor of me making a video respresenting all these? lol

[Southern4x4]

We played hide and seek in the clothing racks and grabbed peoples legs....the lady working there didnt like us very much.

[Cory1020]

our world history teacher was reading off a similar list..
here is the differences..
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens.

here is a new one,
go into the fitting rooms, wait a little while, then yell loudly, "theres no toilet paper in here!"

[rancher1]

Those are all funny thank broke a rib lol

[Da_Mtg_Man]

Those are all funny thank broke a rib lol

Dude, Your post count will get higher the longer you are here. No need to bump up 5 month old jokes

[FoxHondaRider]

I have done some intercom pranks saying random crap into the speakers.  Not sure if all walmarts are open 24/7 but the ones near me are.  Do this, pick up the phone in the isle I think your press 3 i cant remember just look for the intercom or page button, wait for the tone and say attention shoppers we will be closing in 10 minutes.  Watch and see how many race around to get things done lol

[nobodyshome]

ha whats pathetic is that ive done close to all of those... xD

[kawasakimojaverider]

made it half way threw 7 and got kicked out .....

[kawasakimojaverider]

oh yeah and 5 is impossible