New Car

A man walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly he
spotted the most beautiful car that he had ever seen and walked over to
inspect it. As he bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, and
unexpected little fart escaped. Embarrassed, he anxiously looked around
to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson hadn't been near.
But, as he turned back, there, standing next to him, was a saleswoman.
With a pleasant smile she greeted him, "Good day, Sir . How may we help
you today?" Trying to maintain an air of intelligence and acting as
though nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked, " Madame, what
is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, she
replied,"Sir, I'm very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from
touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price. "