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Author Topic: YO Momma!!!!!!!!!!!  (Read 2641 times)
blaster94
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« on: December 29, 2006, 06:57:30 PM »

Cool Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like crap!!!

Yo momma's so fat,when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo momma's so fat,when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

Yo momma's so fat,when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock

Yo momma's so fat,when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

Yo momma's so fat,at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2007, 01:44:13 AM »

yo momma is so fat, when she steps on the scal eit says,  WHAT THE F@&K!!!
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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2007, 11:15:07 PM »

yo momma so fat she bleeds ragu

your so ugly your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

let me stop b4 i go to far...
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2007, 12:36:10 PM »

Yo mommas so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2007, 12:57:16 PM »

Mad mudder is a dork!!!!And has a ugly dog!!! Nerd  Nerd
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« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2007, 09:42:14 PM »

Your Mamma is so fat when she got married the brides maids wore waitress uniforms so she would feel at home.
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