Hurricane Ernesto to hit Florida on Friday

[UncleRico]

I've been watching coverage on the weather channel.

It looks like they're saying Ernesto is going to make it into the Gulf.

But I've consulted my Magic 8 Ball which is just as good as any Meteoroligist, and it's telling me it's headed right for the West Coast of Florida and it will be a Category 5 and we're all going to die. But I don't want to scare anyone.

I'm going to start making a list of what I need for my hurricane prepardness...

But I need your suggestions...

So far I have non stick double sided tape...

What else should I have?

[TRX450R_Racer]

You need a car door with a crank window..................



























so when there is no electricity you can roll the window down when you get hot.

[UncleRico]

LOL, I'll add that to the list along with a Jim Cantori signature edition rain slicker.

[fastrnrik]

That guy is a jag off.

Jim Cantoi, not Uncle Rico...

[Fox17]

is there really a hurricane out there? that is news to me. of course uncle rico posted this so it is probably a lie.

[UncleRico]

is there really a hurricane out there? that is news to me. of course uncle rico posted this so it is probably a lie.

Would your Uncle Rico ever lie to you?

Tomorrow, when you wake up...there will be a Hurricane called Ernesto.


THE MAGIC 8 BALL DOESN'T LIE

[MachineDog]

It lied.

[backinsaddle]

You need a car door with a crank window..................
so when there is no electricity you can roll the window down when you get hot.

and i thought it was to jump through if you were about to get hit

[Sleazy_Rider78]

Here is my list of hurricane supplies:
1 rectal thermometer
1 bottle of Jack Daniels
1 keg of Bud Light
1 Barry Manilow CD
1 Kenny G CD
5 tubes of K-Y Jelly
1 small burrowing animal
1 "Cowboy Butts Drive me Nuts" bumper sticker
Volume 1 of Richard Simmons Sweatin' to the Oldies DVD

[Fox17]

great list man.

and yes my uncle rico would lie to me.

[klutchbuster400]

Here is my list of hurricane supplies:
1 rectal thermometer
1 bottle of Jack Daniels
1 keg of Bud Light
1 Barry Manilow CD
1 Kenny G CD
5 tubes of K-Y Jelly
1 small burrowing animal
1 "Cowboy Butts Drive me Nuts" bumper sticker
Volume 1 of Richard Simmons Sweatin' to the Oldies DVD

Learn that at college?

[o4250]

I gotta figure out a way to make this cat. 5 hurricane Bushes fault.

[mudnuri]

So let's see... the media freaks out at any opportunity to embelish a rain storm instilling fear into the hearts of men, women, and children and Uncle Rico decideds to scare the kids section with the same jibberish. Nice.
The never was and will probably never be a hurricane Ernesto and it is so irresponsible to freak out and try and freak everyone else out. Especially the kids.
All my customers are so freaked out. Darn near every channel on the TV is showing our state and this massive thing on a video loop coming at us over and over and over again. No wonder everyone is freaked.
Get a grip everyone. Preparation is one thing...

[backinsaddle]

personally, it's the first storm of the year, and I think it's not a bad idea for people to have a bit of fear...hopefully more people will be prepared because of this in case a big storm does come through.  the more people that are prepared for this nothing storm, the more will be prepared in case a real one does come.  Think of it as a season opener.

[svtbolt04]

you guys know its only a tropical storm right?

[UncleRico]

So let's see... the media freaks out at any opportunity to embelish a rain storm instilling fear into the hearts of men, women, and children and Uncle Rico decideds to scare the kids section with the same jibberish. Nice.
The never was and will probably never be a hurricane Ernesto and it is so irresponsible to freak out and try and freak everyone else out. Especially the kids.
All my customers are so freaked out. Darn near every channel on the TV is showing our state and this massive thing on a video loop coming at us over and over and over again. No wonder everyone is freaked.
Get a grip everyone. Preparation is one thing...

See "MODERATORS MOVE MY POST" in the general discussion section.

"I hate Uncle Rico and his Jibberish, he's the DEBIL."

[Fox17]

you lied like i said. it is comin early. if i had listened to you i might have died. man you are a mean person.

[mudnuri]

No, I love uncle rico  He no debil 
I just overreacted. Kinda' like the media is doing in scaring all the newcomers in Floriduh.
I must say, THIS is the kind of storm you want to have a hurricane party! Since hardly anyone is working tomorrow down here. PARTY TIME!!   

[UncleRico]

you lied like i said. it is comin early. if i had listened to you i might have died. man you are a mean person.

Go ahead, laugh it up!!! Remember how I warned you about the mass chaos that would ensue when the computers couldn't read the year '00.  Remember how you came to me and begged me to fix the problem and save the world?

 Just be careful, or I'll tell the Asian Bird Flu people where you live, I see your dot on the map.

[Fox17]

i didnt know you in 2000. i registered in april or something.

[WARRIOR350]

you lied like i said. it is comin early. if i had listened to you i might have died. man you are a mean person.

Go ahead, laugh it up!!! Remember how I warned you about the mass chaos that would ensue when the computers couldn't read the year '00.  Remember how you came to me and begged me to fix the problem and save the world?

 Just be careful, or I'll tell the Asian Bird Flu people where you live, I see your dot on the map.

Uhhhhhhhh, your magic 8 ball lied, i got like one inch of rain from, tropical depression ernesto.