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nevr tst a woman
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July 16, 2006, 08:18:14 AM »
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
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> Two men and a woman.
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
> men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
> "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
> what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
> sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
> "The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
> Take your wife and go home."
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
> gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man
> came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
> instructions, to kill her husband.
> She took the gun and went into the room.
> Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
> banging on the walls.
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
> there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
> "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
> "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
> MORAL : Women are evil
> Don't mess with them !!!!!!!!
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Mrs.Nightbreed
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July 16, 2006, 08:47:23 AM »
Good lesson guys!
Words to remember
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Honda328i
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August 15, 2006, 09:09:55 PM »
I'm gonna tell this one at the wedding I'm going to this weekend
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LMAO
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