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dreth
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« on: April 17, 2006, 10:11:22 PM »

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

> His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage

> on this house is $280,000 &your mother just lost her job.

> There's no way we can afford it.

> The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front

> door with a suitcase. So he asked,

> "Son, where are you going?"

> Little Patrick told him?

> "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling Mom

> you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because

> she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by

> myself with a$280,000 mortgage & no bike!"
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« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2006, 10:20:12 PM »

lol, thats funny.
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« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2006, 08:18:33 AM »

LOL........... Laugh
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