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« on: March 03, 2006, 11:15:16 AM »

I went to the doctor for my yearly  physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?" she asks.

"115," I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

The nurse asks, "Your  height?"

"5 foot 6," I  say.

The nurse checks and sees  that I only measure 5'1".

She  then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

"Of  course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and  slender!
Now I'm  short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2006, 11:23:00 AM »


 "When I came in here I was tall and  slender!




were'nt we all................. Grin

oh yeah got any leftover proazac, i'll take it. thanks.
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