Tide with Bleach

[Da_Mtg_Man]

Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
 all through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best.

 Now that I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a
 month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and
 generally  started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow  I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse.  I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.
 After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide
 with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the
 stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the Detectives who
 came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative
 and then my attorney called and said that I would no longer be considered a
 suspect in the disappearance of my husband.
 What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
 murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great
 product.

 Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people .
 

[bigscrub79]

Funny stuff.



Note to self:

Never yell at woman for spilling anything on herself.

[Bigscrb15]

Shoot, If I bought her that dress and she spilled something on it, it woulda been me writing Tide and Hefty. lol.

[bigscrub79]

Shoot, If I bought her that dress and she spilled something on it, it woulda been me writing Tide and Hefty. lol.

I should send this to Scrb15's Fiancee, what so you think she would say about that.

[SWAMP_DONKEY]

Crap!!! Sherry bought some Tide
 with bleach alternative the other day and some Hefty bags???

[bigscrub79]

Crap!!! Sherry bought some Tide
 with bleach alternative the other day and some Hefty bags???

All i can tell you is, put me as the beneficiary on your life insurance.