One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
 
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
 
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. >"You are on  my list,
 but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here,
So I'll  tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here
Who  weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
Have to  take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
 
Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the
Door  to the first room.
 
In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving
in,  and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived
In and  surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.
 
"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a  good swimmer, and I
 don't think I could do that all day long."
 
The devil led him to the door of the next room..
 
In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.
All he  did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
 
"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would  be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all
day,"  commented Obama.
 
The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill
Clinton,  lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs
Restrained  in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing  what  she does best.
 
Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said,  "Yeah
 man, I can handle this."
 
The devil smiled and said .. . . . .
 
(This is priceless...)
 
"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

never went to a university,but i was born and raised in south ga.always been a bulldog fan.

Dawgs won.

you have every reason to be proud.good job to the kids.

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.  Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.  She said, "I have a praise.  Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed.  The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced.  "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain."  We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom.  "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief.  The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.


A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.


He said, "I'm Tom Smith." The entire congregation held its breath.  "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."

this

that's funny.my boy would have been trying to apologize while laughing his little ass off.

looked like diggin to me.

the rverse takeoff was cool,i was gonna stop ya a coupletimes but my 5 year old has this thing about me talking to strangers.

yesterday didnt work out. We are loading up now and heading out soon. Anyone seeing the yellow renegade just come over and say hello.

that's one bad ass ride ya got there,congrats on winning the quad race.

no never had a problem.

heading out about 11:00.green rancher and my  boy will be on his red 110 .

http://www.killeratv.com/Pictures_Biggest_ATV.htm
any of ya'll seen this?

this weekend anybody going,i'm gonna try to make it out Sunday.

don't know if its the same place or not.i come in off 207 it's little dirt road with a construction sign out by 207.jus follow it back and ur there.youcan also come in the back way off san jaun,it runs off Kings estate rd.follow san juan to the end it runs right into the riding area..

it's not a very big place.it's on the south side of 207,between hilltop rd and holmes blvd.any local riders probably know where it's at.i've never seen more than 4 or 5 other people out there at a time.i like it cause it's close and i don't have to worry about crowds.

ok someone sent me an  e-mail yesterday asking about where i ride over here.i got delete happy before i could reply.go ahead and hit me up again.

Guts or  Balls?

There is a medical distinction.  We've all  heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really  know the difference between them?  In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS -  Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:  'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

a little mud,water and trails.not really particular,just like to ride when i can.i ride an 06 rancher ,my boy rides a little chinese 110.live in st augustine.we ride at a little place of 207.try to ride twice a month.

looks like a good time when yall going again?

yeah i gotta work tomorrow,plan on  going sunday

anybody going this weekend?

gotta work saturday,but i'll be there sunday.maybe i'll see ya there.

here's a link to site if anyone is intrested.
http://auggiebog.com/

i was riding a green rancher,my son was on his red and black chinese quad.we left about 3:30.

me and my boy were out there yesterday,had a blast.definately going back next month.